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2006-11-02T18:02:00.000-08:00

Well, we figured out how to get pictures on the blog site, so here are 3 to get us started. They are from BD + 1
Does this guy look smart or what?
I've always said, start 'em early, especially if they're going top be a Packer fan. Maybe the Pack will have something to cheer about by the time he can appreciate them.

2006-11-02T13:48:00.000-08:00

Well, it's time to begin my responsibilities as Grandpa Danger. I imagine Grandma Danger will be demanding equal or greater time to post the latest information, pictures (when we figure out how), and any other comment that comes to mind in our role as doting and overbearing grandparents.

Initial impressions are that these will be wonderful responsibilities. Of course, we didn't expect anything else. I can't imagine any greater pleasure than watching Riley grow and learn. How much do you suppose our expectations of enjoyment will change the first time we spend a longer period of time with him when he is in a bad mood?

That's it for now
Grandpa Danger.

2006-08-25T18:54:00.000-07:00

It's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon...............no wait, I meant it's been a couple of weeks since I updated the site so I figured it was about time! Now the question is: What should I update? A lot has happened in those few weeks: I'm going to be a grandpa--YAHOO! AT AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE TOO! pEOPLE JUST WON'T BELIEVE IT. Chad is getting married (no--the baby is cominmg from Courtney and Jason) in less than a year--does that mean he won't move back home for sure?

A guy stood over his tee shot for a long time, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. All this was driving his golfing partner nuts. Finally, his exasperated partner said, "Just hit the stupid ball!" The guy answered, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Forget it, man," said the partner. "There's no way you can hit her from here."

The other day in Alabama, a 42-year-old woman married a 14-year-old boy. Apparently, the marriage caused a huge controversy in Alabama because they're not even related.

In Florida, a 90-year-old man just won $16 million dollars in a state lottery. The 90-year-old says he will use the money to set up a charitable foundation to help him remember where he left his pants

Do the 3 jokes catch me up for the days I missed?

That's it for now, see you again in a few days

2006-02-01T17:59:00.000-08:00

Well, here it is. Danger doug reporting for duty. The long awaited first real entry. Hopefully I'll even get it to stay here. Well, the new desktop is up and running. It took a women's touch to get the e-mail up and running. Should we have expected anything else? Danger mom has her own e-mail now via a 6 month AOL trial subscription. I suppose danger dogs will be next.

For all you knitters out there: The police officer sees a car weaving back and forth down the highway, so he takes off after it. He pulls along side it and sees a little old lady knitting as she's driving. He rolls down his window and yells to her: "Pull over!, pull over!"

"No, no," she yells back. "It's a scarf!"

My guess is, over time, there will plenty more just as good as that one.

2005-12-25T15:10:00.000-08:00

So, here it is, the 1st entry----December 25, 2005. What to say, what to say? HHHMMMM.

If people get athelete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle toe! Get it? athlete's foot, mistle toe, get it?

Well, let's see if this posts.

2005-12-18T00:25:00.000-08:00

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